Monday, December 17, 2007

The End of Time

This is not about an apocalypse,as the title might be appearing.Its too random to categorise.

The Kant family has specialized in refuting all existing arguments and conventions of the day.Immanuel "Why-the-fuck-am-I-so-obscure-and-gay" Kant rejected various arguments concerning the existence of god and rejected the idea of the knowledge of an object in its true form. His great-great-great-great grandson,who incidentally was born in India due to imprudent disposal of a condom, has rejected classical mechanics and all that Sir Isaac "I'm-gonna-screw-the-lives-of-all-sciencees" Newton stood for. He is our very own Shivajirao Gaekwad aka, Rajini-KANT. His rejection of gravity drew Erwin Schrodinger to suicide(but not before stating his famous equation whose textual form resembles ancient cave drawings),Albert Einstein to a haircut and Wolfgang Pauli to heterosexuality.He is what Friedrich "God-my-moustache-is-just-so-sexy" Nietzsche described in his magnum opus(Thus Spoke Zarathustra) as the Ubermensch(or the overman).

Nietzsche:
Behold!I teach you the ubermensch

NT Rama Rao(With Grand Heroic Entrance):
Screw you bunghole!We've got our own.


He is the saviour:Krishna Part X,Jesus Part II and all those who're supposed to come down to earth someday.Worship Him.

2 comments:

Alisha Mallik said...

random yes...but nice....

Radhika Chitkara said...

JAI SHIVAJI!!
last heard, our beloved, much-revered mr. rajniKANT'S daughter finds him the only befitting man in India to be superman/spiderman...and as far as his antics go, m sure he wdnt be in much need for computerised effects