Thursday, June 28, 2007

VMC + LST + ADKTU

He who joins VMC and LST, is an idiot.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson


Yesterday, I enrolled for LST's Plus programme. It's nothing extra or fancy. That's what they call their classroom programme.In the coming week,I'll be enrolling in VMC's correspondence programme. Thank God for regular names.

If a 'fucked up life' could ever be personified, this is it.


Ayush came up with a paradoxical question(unconsciously(OBVIOUSLY)).

Ayush V/s 'Excretally' challenged Southie (Sometime in May)

ECS: Jo bolna hai mujhe bol,meri family pe mat ja.
Ayush: Kyon be,tu apni family ka part nahin hai kya.

This reply may seem like one of the lamest comebacks ever,but delving deeper into this seemingly innocent question,you discover that it is in fact, THE question. It promises to shatter the foundations of logic. It is one the greatest paradoxes to be ever stated.Logicians like Godel would've wetted their pants if they weren't dead already. For my comrades(no communist feelings),logic is dead. It has been replaced by the Das Kumar Tiwari Usha school of Logical Negativism. Grunchspeak and ShitHeadThought is the order of 2007(Sorry George). A man,who puts you off track by growing breasts and singing 'Jai Jai Maharashtra Majha' while scratching his crotch, is in fact Big Brother. Men,he's watching you.Women,he's watching you in more ways than you can think of.If this made sense to you,go drown in the Arabian Sea,take birth again and kill me in your next life.


Sunday, June 03, 2007

Mee Anjaney Das Boltoy

Tomorrow I shall not be here.
I shall be in the good land.
The dowry of Princess Catherine of Braganza.
Leased to the East India Company for 10 Rs.

Maximum city,here I come.