The title is irrelevant in a very relevant manner.
The state of the media is getting worse by the nanosecond. Plug in to a Hindi News Channel and this is what you get:
Anchor: To ab Salman Khan aiport pahuch chuke hain.
5 mins later...
A: Ab Salman Khan gari main baith chuke hain...
1 second later...
A:Ab Salman Khan ki gari chal chuki hai...
THIS IS NEWS. SPIDERS HELP US.
I need a break.I was solving the integral of (1/x^2 +3x +2) in my sleep last night. IIT JEE has put a stop to my wet dreams.This is worse than the thought police.Winston atleast screwed Julia before being tortured.(Those who haven't read 1984 and are therefore clueless about the previous lines,kill yourself.)
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